Billboard Awards...they missed two!

I heard last night's Billboard Awards were great. Mary J Blige took home 9 awards. Janet Jackson opened the show singing "Pleasure Principle" and I'm so sorry I missed that because I HEART old Janet. (Ms. Jackson if you're nasty...and I am)

But there were two awards that weren't handed out last night and since we're eager to please here at BWOT, we'll do the honors.

Drumroll please.

And the award for Worst Hair (Male) goes to:



Carrot Top! Okay, seriously, why is he being invited to these things? I'm pretty sure he's not remotely cool any more. And though I think some could argue that he was never actually "cool," we can all agree that there was a time - and by "time" I mean 32 minutes back in 1995 - where he was sort of fun in a kitchy, big props and tye-dyed t-shirts kind of way. Now not so much. So if CT is going to be invited to the Billboard Awards I think I should be invited too. And I can bring some other C-list celeb as my date...someone like the guy who played Theo's friend Cockaroach on The Cosby Show. Yeah, that'll show them.

Okay! Now, for the award for Worst Hair (Female) goes to:



Denise "Watch Your Hubbies Girls" Richards! Is it me or does it look like she was so eager to see Carrot Top that she stuck her head out the limo window and got a bit windblown in the process?