Monday morning musings...

Here's what Britney Spears decided to wear while tooling around in Santa Monica this weekend.



Now, here's the thing. I get that she was coming in and out of the Shutters hotel so I can appreciate the beachside attire. What I can't appreciate are the damn cowboy boots. The whole outfit is so "Little House on the Praire" meets "Taxi Cab Confessions." I just can't take it.

And then there's this.



Kiera Knightly is really thin. BUT, at least she looks muscular and somewhat healthy. I mean, I bet she can crack walnuts in between her thighs.

I'm going to go throw up my breakfast sandwich now.