Animal lover...

Meet Wisconsin-resident Bryan James Hathway, a guy who really loves animals.



He loves them SO much, in fact that he was prosecuted for having sex with a deer. Bryan, being the savvy legal-eagle he is is arguing that he cannot be prosecuted for having sex with a deer...because the deer was dead at the time and "the term 'animal' refers to a living organism, not a carcass."

I'm going go vomit now. If you'd like to read the whole story, click here. May the lord be with you.