The Scientology Blues...

From The Sydney Morning Herald:

A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Tom's got a great voice. And he loves that song ever since his Top Gun character Maverick sang it to woo his love interest Kelly McGillis. Katie proved how talented she is musically when she performed in The Singing Detective remake." Tom's vocal talents did not go unnoticed by several music producers who attended his wedding, and the couple have apparently been offered staggering sums to sign an exclusive record deal.

Is this a joke? Am I being Punk'd? Is this Candid Camera? Does that show still exist?

So many questions running through my mind right now. The first of which is of course how can I get an audio file of their first single posted to this blog!