JLo is breaking the "Latina rules."

No, not by wearing this head scarf. Unfortunately the scarf is very "Celia Cruz."



Life & Style magazine is reporting that Jennifer Lopez is turning to Scientology to help her get pregnant. Her good friend Leah Remini (also a Scientologist) is teaching her all about how the "religion" helped her get pregnant.

Okay, here's the thing, Jen. Latinos don't DO Scientology. We don't do aliens and weird rituals and silent childbirth. In fact, we don't do silent ANYTHING.

We don't do L. Ron Hubbard, we do Che and Fidel and Cesar. Revolutionaries, not SciFi writers! And as for bizarre rituals, unless you're talking about putting pennies into a coconut, bathing it in holy water and then throwing it into the East River, then no, we don't do rituals.

So listen, unless you want your Latina Card revoked, may I suggest you get it together, visit some Puerto Rican santero, light a damn candle, eat some arroz con gandules and call it a day.