And furthermore...

I really dislike the Olsen twins. Quite frankly, I didn't much care for them when they were babies either. They were oddly monkey looking and, although I love monkeys, there's only so much forced cuteness I can stand in one 30-minute episode.

But the reason I dislike them now is that they always, ALWAYS look smug and miserable.

Exhibit A:


Perhaps she looks unhappy because her stylist left her looking like an astronaut's wife. Or perhaps she's unhappy because she is constantly linked to this mess:

Exhibit MK:


Yes, I think I understand now.