The OCD fashion report...

Eew. I don't like this dress for multiple reasons.



First, that weird shiny fabric reminds of the shiny shirts old guys wear to clubs thinking they're really suave and Euro and cool. Like this dude:



Second, I hate assymetrical hemlines, clearly something that stems from my slight obsessive compulsive disorder. (read: NO WIRE HANGERS!)

Third, I hate "Tarzan" staps almost as much as I hate assymetrical hemlines. I find them very 1997. I didn't particularly like 1997. Actually, I was in college so I don't particularly remember 1997.

But I digress...

Fourth, I hate belts with no rhyme or reason.

Fifth, is it me or does it look like she just tied her halter dress on wrong?

But I will admit that her hair and make-up look quite pretty. What can I say? It's Monday and I'm feeling particularly generous because of the holidays.