When bad fashion happens to good people...

Two things. First, I think Diane Kruger is lovely. Second, I would gnaw off my arm for a chance to have Karl Lagerfeld dress me. I would, however, be forced to gnaw off HIS arm if he had the balls to dress me in this hideous ensemble:



It's like a kicky, 1960s Christmas mall go-go elf outfit on top of a slip dress. I mean, I don't even know what to make of it. But it's horrible. And it makes me sad.

And then there's Jennifer Lopez in this homage to the Ghost of Christmas Past.



She's missing rusted chains and a lantern and her outfit would be all set.

Now, I'm going to say this once and only once. You know how I feel about formal shorts, right? Well, Gwen Stefani pulls 'em off like a mother f-er. She's the only one who can. I will accept no imitations.