LiLo is dead to me...

Listen here, Hippie Snow Princess Moonlight. You CANNOT get away with wearing anything you want.

Also, if Page Six is to be believed, you CANNOT cut your cocaine with Strawberry Quik. What is WRONG with you?

You CANNOT walk into GQ Man of the Year parties and throw a hissy fit because your former assistant is in the same room.

You CANNOT talk trash about "friends" and then deny you talked trash in the first place.

You CANNOT be all snippy-pants to Jay Leno.

You CANNOT be in rehab/detox/AA/whatever and still party like its 1999! Were you even BORN in 1999?

I think we're officially over, LiLo. You are no longer a guilty pleasure. You have been reduced to a morbid fascination, at best.