50 Cent is a two-dollar hooker...

The vitamin water, clothing line and CDs weren't enough. No, not for 50 Cent. Now kids around the world can enjoy his new condom line! Yippee! My prayers have been answered!



50 told the New York Post, "The kids become immune when you constantly beat them over the head -- read a book, read a book. We have to be a little more creative about it. It's the same with safe sex. As opposed to being part of a safe-sex campaign, I'm going to make condoms and donate a part of the proceeds to HIV awareness."

I mean, that's nice and all - HIV awareness, etc. And maybe it's just me but I'd have a hard time buying condoms from a man who sings: I got no pickup lines, I stay on the grind, I tell the hoes all the time, bitch get in my car (bitch get in). I got my 64, ridin' on Dayton spokes, and when I open that do', bitch get in my car.

Again, maybe it's just me. But for some reason, "if your bitch really bout it ni**a I'm gon' take her. Backseat of my jeep, fuck till I fuck up her make-up" just isn't a line that makes me feel all romantic and sexy like. No siree, I like my make-up right where it is.