Um, ew.

Alright, I'll give Michelle Williams credit. She can rock a pixie cut like nobody's business. She cannot, however, rock this dress which looks like the Christmas ornament I made in grade school out of spray-painted gold rigatoni and green construction paper.

And although I commend her for having holiday spirit in March, I am also fantasizing about giving her pipe-cleaner wings and hanging her on my tree this December.