This just in...

Someone called into Ryan Secrest's morning show on LA's KIIS-FM to report that, while visiting his brother at Promises in Malibu, he witnessed (and caught on video with his camera phone) Britney leaving the clinic with her two bodyguards and all her luggage. In the dark. At 6:00 a.m.

Man, I hope this turns out to be false though I suspect it's pretty hard to misidentify her thanks to that new hairdo of hers. Let's hope, for Britney's sake, that it was actually Danny DeVito he saw checking out of Promises.

Easy enough to make that mistake.