Bitter, party of one?

Eddie Murphy is a jackstick. When he lost Best Supporting Actor to Alan Arkin he reportedly left the Oscars but not before telling Us Magazine reporters, “It’s fine. It happens. It’s OK.”

He left. He didn't see the Dreamgirls performance by his costars. He didn't see Jennifer Hudson win her award. He just left.

And here's the thing, I understand being disappointed, sure. But you're EDDIE MURPHY. The fact that you're even nominated is some sort of bizarre fluke. I mean, you have a movie out right now called Norbit in which you play a 400 pound woman. Seriously? You NEED to get over yourself. This is truly one of the situations where it's an honor just to be nominated.

Lap it up, Murphy. 'Cause I'm guessing this is the last time you get anywhere near Oscar gold.