Rose McGOUCHan...

No, seriously? What is happening to Rose McGowan?

Here she is at the Oscars. From a distance she's not looking TOO bad, just a little sleepy and drugged out:



And then you get a closer look:



She looks like a mental patient who escaped from the asylum during arts & craft time by jumping out the window with only a white sheet and a BeDazzler. What's with her eyes? Where are her eyebrows? Are those micro bangs? So many questions! But even more once you get a wee bit closer:



Is that a Band-Aid under her eye? Does she have a black eye? Is it covering plastic surgery stiches? Is that a silent tribute to Nelly?



I have so many questions I want answers to. And yet, I fear I will get none.