Tara Watch 2007

We're at Orange Alert. Not quite red, but with Ms. Reid the situation is always at the brink of explosion. And by "explosion" I, of course mean that we're really close to seeing boob or crotch or eyes rolled into the back of her head.

But for now we'll just thank our lucky stars that Tara's wearing what I can only assume is her "church dress" in all its cheap fabric and flesh-toned glory.