Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween, readers! This is such a fun day, isn't it? A chance for grown adults to dress like fools or sluts. Let's discuss. When I'm not wasting time blogging about random and unimportant topics, I work at a fairly conservative company. Today I've seen the following "characters" walking the halls - a sexy pirate complete with bustier and breasts-a-plenty. A sexy police woman - more breasts-a-plenty and a side order of thighs. A sexy pirate wench...clearly slutty pirates are the costume of choice for today's most discriminating LA girl.

Anywho, I just want to understand what it is about Halloween that makes adult women think it's acceptible to dress like a drunken sorority girl. (note to self: good costume idea for next year - drunken sorority girl)

Whatever. I've moved on.

Let's see what some of our favorite celebrities decided to dress up as!

Janet Jackson: Mental patient. Clever, J! And so "you!"


Sandra Bullock: Killer tomato. Very retro, Sandy!


Nelly Furtado: Wipe-ola, Queen of the Toilet Paper Rolls.


Posh Beckham: A wax statue of herself. Oh Vic...I'll need you to try a bit harder next year.


Mischa Barton: A white Grace Jones circa 1985. Way to not be limited my race (or gender?), Mischa!


Lil' Kim: My aunt Estella at the beach in Central Florida in 1987. Where DID you manage to find the exact same bathing suit??


Brooke Hogan: The ghost of Britney Spears. Maybe try chaps and body oil next time. Or wife-beaters and foot fungus.


Lindsay Lohan: An Oscar statuette...the only way that face tan can be explained.


K-Fed: The guy from the "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" video.