She's just a smart shopper is all...

Listen, don't get me wrong, I get it. When I was in 3rd grade I was a 1950s girl - poodle skirt and all - for Halloween. Oh how I loved that poodle skirt. I loved how it twirled around me, loved how lady-like it felt when I sashayed down my elementary school hallways clutching my Jem and the Holograms lunchbox. So I understand wanting to extend the use of your Halloween costume.

But Juliette Lewis has taken this "Hefty-Bag-turned-flapper" costume (complete with bag twisty-ties around her biceps) just a wee bit too far.