Ah ha...interesting.

Don't you hate when this happens to you?

Here's our dear friend Britney on her way into - three guesses! - a club.



Not my favorite outfit but, hey! At least I can't see her ovaries, so that's a plus.

Fast forward a few hours later to Britney inside said club:



Um, did she coat check her sweater? I have to give her credit - I think it's admirable that she found a way - in an homage to the ingenuity of the American Indian - to use the feathers from her Thanksgiving turkey. As you can see she's made herself a quite functional cleavage warmer: