"Who cares" news...

Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson broke up.



Maybe it's because they're on The OC, a show I don't watch. Or maybe it's because they're 15 years old and out of my demographic. Maybe it's because Rachel isn't cavorting around town exposing her bits and pieces for all to see. Or perhaps it's because Adam hasn't slept with Lindsay Lohan and/or called her a firecrotch.

Whatever the reason, I can't find room in my heart to care.

Now happy f-ing holiday and bah-humbug.