When fashion attacks...

Listen, I know Tori Spelling is pregnant and that pregnancy does weird thing to a woman's mental state. But this...I mean, this is just bad:



Dye it orange and it's basically Fred Flinstones outfit...



...only with leggings.

And in other fashion train wreck news, Mischa Barton stepped out of the house wearing this little number:



For the love of...I don't even know what this is? A table cloth over a bikini top? Her newest crochet project? The result of a dare gone horribly, horribly awry?

Listen, ladies. You know it's a dire situation when Britney Spears actually looks more put together than you do.



Let's stop the madness.