Couple of the Year...

First, let me explain that these photos came from TheBastardly and that's why they're marked up with the yellow writing. (I can't take credit for that commentary) The Purple Star of Modesty, however, is all me.

What's that saying? "The couple that strips together stays together?"



Or is it, "The couple that publicly denigrates each other stays together?"



Hmm...can't see to recall. And yes, I'm not really sure what's happening in her crotch-area but that's what she gets for wearing white jeans after Labor Day...and after 1991.