It's all fun and games until someone gets locked up...

Rumor has it Katie Holmes has been flirting with her "Mad Money" co-star, Adam Rothenberg on the movie set. According to Life & Style:

"There's definitely been some off-camera flirting," the insider told the magazine, however. "One day, Katie was touching Adam's arm while they were talking, like girls do when they like somebody."

Girl, do NOT F around...Tom WILL find out and he WILL lock your ass up. Seriously. I'm scared for you. I'm sure the Scientologists have a place for harlots like you. Harlots who touch other men when they talk. AND TOM WILL FIND THAT PLACE, KATIE.

Run. Run far and away.