If I didn’t see it with my own eyes…

Holy crap. Another one of my favorite web sites, DListed, posted the following photos. I did a double take because I couldn’t believe what I was seeing.

These, fair readers, are photos of Pink…gulp…pissing on the floor.





Oh, she’s so pleased with herself! “Look at me! I can’t control my bladder! Hey! I think I maybe peed on my foot. That’s cool! I’m Pink!”



Okay, here’s the thing. If I was a guy I would probably pee everywhere. Okay, not everywhere. But I’d basically find a spot to whiz wherever and whenever I needed to. Side of the road, into a beer bottle, out the car window, etc. (of course I’m assuming that I’d be a very well-endowed man)

But as a woman, this becomes a lot more challenging. I’ve tried. And it’s practically impossible to do without peeing down your leg. And…

Um…have I over-shared? Okay. End of article.