A brief memo from Matthew McConaughey's dog...

TO: Faithful BWOT Readers
FROM: MM's Faithful Furry Sidekick
RE: Owner's crotch

I know. I KNOW. Come on, people. Grow up. I can lick mine, okay. Matt can't, he's tried. But me? I do it all the time. It's not that big a deal.

I'll tell you what IS a big deal, those damn bike shorts. I never would wear anything that snug around my bits and pieces. There was that one time Matt tried to dress me up like Lance Armstrong for Halloween (actually it was on a Tuesday in July) but I managed to chew those off before they caused any permanent damage.

Can I make a suggestion? If you're really that curious, do what I do. Just nuzzle 'em a bit when they least expect it. Yeah, no, really. What? I'm serious. Dogs do that all the time and everyone just kind of laughs about it. So it's not that big a deal.

It's just a crotch. Let's all just move on.