Holy Jesus help us all....

Jesus H. Christ. Apparently there's a new sex tape in town. And it belongs to...

...him:



No, for real. Though the entire tape hasn't leaked out yet, TMZ has a preview. There's no sex involved yet, but there is a very upsetting few minutes of Screech (aka Dustin Diamond) describing a Dirty Sanchez. Me no likey.

Click here to see the clip.