The conspiracy theory thickens...

First let me say that I received this email from someone who will remain un-named. I will not "out" the source.

Second, I don't know that this is true.

Third, but it sure as hell sounds plausible.

So read with a grain of salt.

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From: -----
Date: Thu, 07 Sep 2006 15:24:08 -0400
To: -----
Subject: SURI

Guess what I heard:

You guys are not going to believe this... I finally found out why Katie Holmes agreed to this charade with Tom Cruise. Here's the story:

It all started when Katie was engaged to Chris Klein. Apparently, he is the father (just wait, listen to the evidence). So, Chris Klein broke off the engagement and has been pretty cold ever since. Katie was either already pregnant or became pregnant during their break-up and get back together phase (it's unclear). Katie was basically heart broken and pregnant with a baby whose father wanted nothing to do with them.

In comes Tom Cruise. It was the perfect situation: Tom is gay and needs to be married to cover his image and Katie was in need (and Tom paid Katie to enter into this contract). Katie and Tom began their whirlwind romance right after Katie's engagement was called off. They had to make it intense right off the bat because she didn't have a big window to "get pregnant". Hence the couch jumping and other ridiculous acts that were done to make the public believe that they were so in love that they just wanted to have a baby right away.

Fast forward. Remember how quickly Katie got big and how big she was for so long??? She actually delivered the baby well before they announced the delivery, AND that's why they've kept the baby in hiding for 4 months. It's easy to tell that a 2 month old could not possibly be 3 weeks old, but there's not a huge difference between a 4 month old and a 5 month old.

Got it. It's crazy and you heard it here first ;)