32 Worst Song Lyrics of All Time...

ThePhoenix.com has ranked the worst song lyrics of all time. And let me tell you, they got it RIGHT on the money.

Here's a sampling:

THE SONG: Black Eyed Peas, "My Humps"
THE LYRIC: "My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps."
THE VERDICT: This has got to be the least appealing description for the female anatomy every conceived.

THE SONG: LFO, "Summer Girls"
THE LYRIC: "New Kids On the Block had a bunch of hits / Chinese food makes me sick / And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer."
THE VERDICT: We would print out the whole song, but we threw up after they rhymed "speakin’" with "Alex P. Keaton."

THE SONG: Chubb Rock, "Mr. Large"
THE LYRIC: "Like Mario Puzo, I'm The Don. W-W-I'M-THE-SHIT-DOT-COM"
THE VERDICT: We keep trying to get to this website. Keep getting error messages. Oh, wait. Yeah, he only says two Ws. The last W was obviously being reserved for "what the fuck?"

THE SONG: Eminem, "Ass Like That"
THE LYRIC: "I ain’t never seen an ass like that / The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING"
THE VERDICT: One 'doing' would have sufficed, no?

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