The baby allegedly known as Suri...

I'll give 'em this. They definitely made a cute baby...



...out of wax. That baby's not REAL. They can't fool me! I have a mind like a steel trap! They BORROWED that baby from some fellow Scientologist woman or perhaps, they stole an animatronic elf from the "Its A Small World" ride in DisneyWorld.



Sigh...fine...no more conspiracies. God she's kind of cute, huh?

Know what's not cute? This. (thanks, Linette)



The same Brooklyn museum who gave us that horrific sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth has now given us Suri Cruise's bronzed poop. God I hope this doesn't become a trend.