Skeletor Strikes Again...

For the love of God and all that is holy. Kate Bosworth, please, PLEASE eat something.



No. Seriously. That's gross and creepy. And you're so pretty! EAT SOMETHING! ANYTHING! A TIC-TAC! PRIME RIB!

I mean, it's no wonder Orlando Bloom broke up with you. He was probably skeeved out every time he wrapped his arms around you and felt the consistency of celery.

EAT SOMETHING. Just gain a few pounds. Not a ton - like 10...or maybe more like 50.

Doesn't this HURT? Oh god. I think I'm nauseous. Must...avert...eyes....