Why oh why?

Jared Leto officially makes me want to vomit. Check out this picture posted on EOnline.com.



So many questions rolling through my mind right now. Among them:
1. WHY is he wearing those damn Crocs?
2. Why hasn't he showered in, what I can only assume has been, several weeks?
3. Where did he get exact replicas of David Hasselhoff's sunglasses from Knight Rider?
4. What's with the shirt? Or is that a weird 1980s leotard thing over a black t-shirt? Why can't I figure out what's happening up there?
5. Why are his jeans so tight? Doesn't he love his bits and pieces? Then why doesn't he want them to breathe a bit?