A hot doc sandwich...

Have you heard this one already? Isaiah Washington (Dr. Burke) and Patrick Dempsey (Dr. McDreamy) got into a real life scuffle on the set of Grey's Anatomy. A fight that led to Dr. Burke CHOKING Dr. McDreamy.



First and foremost, other than fabulous hair and eyes that make me want to give him a Code Blue, Dr. McDreamy doesn't do it for me. Dr. Burke, on the other hand, with those lips and that brooding intellectualism...YES, PLEASE! Can I get an AMEN!

Though the two men's publicists say that everyone has kissed and made up, I, for one, am left with one critical question.

Where was Dr. McSteamy in all this?



Or Chris O'Donnell for that matter.



And why doesn't Chris have a McSomething knickname? He does play a vet and, last time I checked, that is a doctor. So he should be a Dr. McSomething, no?

Come to think of it, why doesn't Dr. Burke have a McSomething nickname? Maybe because his character isn't "cute" - he's manly and saucy and manly, saucy doctors don't need "cute" nicknames. Yes. Let's stick with that theory.

In the meantime, here are some ideas for Chris O'Donnell's nickname in keeping with the veterinarian theme.

1. Dr. McPuppy-Pants
2. Dr. McDrool
3. Dr. McFuzzy
4. Dr. McScruffy
5. Dr. McWannaPetYa

Any other suggestions?