Smile for the camera!

Yoo hoo! Lindsay! Hey, Linds! Over here!



No. Here. HERE!! Right HERE! Pssst! Linday! Right in front of you! Look toward the flashing lights. Yes. The LIGHTS. THE LIGHTS, LINDSAY! See them? No?

For the love of....

Okay, let's try this again. You're at a red carpet event. We're photographers. We're taking pictures of you.

...

PICTURES. PICTURES, LINDSAY. The kind in magazines. IN MAGAZINES!!

HERE! LOOK AT ME, DAMN IT!

Sigh...I give up...