A brief memo to LiLo...

MEMO

To: Lindsay Lohan
From: BWOT Editors
RE: Inappropriate use of turtleneck

Ms. Lohan -
It has come to our attention that you have gravely misunderstood the concept of the turtleneck. In fact, our sources suggest that you're confused about what constitutes fall/winter wear and what constitutes something you might wear to a porn star funeral.

For example, just because a shirt has a turtle neck doesn't mean it's instantly conservative. In fact, I'm pretty sure that if I can see your nipples through said "turtleneck" then it's not really a shirt at all. Perhaps you'd be so kind as to reconsider your choice of fall/winter wear so that critical parts of your body are not exposed to the blistering and frigid temperatures of Southern California.

All the best,
BWOT

P.S. We do, however, thank you for pointing out that you're showing, NOT ONE, but TWO nipples.