Do my eyes deceive me?

Tara Reid at the premier of that new movie The Fountain. And let me tell you, I don't know what's in that fountain but Tara's drinkin'! And good for her!

I mean, sure the dress is a little "prom circa 1992" but I can't see her boobs, hoo-ha, or any other inappropriate body part. And her hair! Her make-up! It's all fabulous! I love it!



Good for you, Tara! Good. For. YOU.

I think I'm almost ready to forgive you for this mess.



Almost.