We have some questions...

Behold, the ultimate in crime fighting cool...The Segue scooter:



I love cops. I do. And god knows I respect the crap out of what they do for us "civilians" - except for parking tickets. That I just can't respect.

But seeing this photo, snapped in NYC by my future ex-husband Bill, makes me ask a lot of questions.

1. Do criminals laugh and call you names? And if so, does it hurt?

2. What happens when you jump off the Segue? Does it stay up? Do you use a kick-stand? Do you just toss it down on the floor and consider the damage bill "all in a day's work?"

3. Can you pop a wheely?

4. Does that thing go so fast that you need a dorky bike helmet?

That's all I've got for now. I think I've said enough.