The place I don't want to vacation at...

Let me begin by asking, am I the only person who can't believe Tori Spelling is still pregnant? I mean, seriously - is she, like 15 months in? I feel like she's been hugely pregnant for ever.

Anywho, not one to rest on her laurels, Tori and her hubby Dean have been busy creating the McDermott Baby Farm, which I'm told is a bed and breakfast. I'm going to assume that this place caters to a very specific kind of person...and I'm damn sure that person isn't me. Because if I was going to plan a romantic, tryst-filled weekend with my (imaginary) boyfriend, I think booking a room at the Baby Farm would create the kind of awkward pressure that may cause us to lose that lovin' feeling.





I wonder if this is the start of a new trend? Maybe Dean and Tori can branch out, creating unique themed B&Bs for other life phases. The "I Like You Enough to Sleep With You But Am Not Ready For a Commitment" Farm. Or perhaps the "I'm Paying for This Weekend in Cash So My Wife Doesn't Find Out" Farm?

So many options.

But I have to give it to Tori. Though I often find myself questioning her maternity fashion choices, girlfriend is rocking her pregnancy.