When fanny packs attack...

Oh, (non-Britney connected) Jason Alexander. I shed a tear for you.

Leather vest? Matching leather fanny pack? Aggressively patterned shirt?

I’m sorry. I didn’t know things were so bad.

Come on, man! Shake it off! So what if you haven’t had a successful show since those glorious Seinfeld days of yore. That doesn’t mean your life is over! No! It's only beginning, Jason!

Embrace life! Embrace sunlight...or at least some self-tanner! Release your bitterness...and your grip on the Krispy Kremes! Life is short!