Sexy is in the eye of the beholder...

Things that are sexy:
1. Wentworth Miller and Dominic Purcell from Prison Break.
2. Beach sunsets.
3. A good old fashioned make-out session.
4. Martinis.
5. George Clooney.

Things that are NOT sexy:

1. Furry Uggs with mini-skirt and, most egrediously, thick legs:



Look, I have thick legs, too. I'm not picking on thick legs as a concept. All I'm saying is that giving yourself Ugg-induced cankles is NEVER a good idea but especially not when you wear anything over a size 6.

Also, furry Uggs? In April? In Miami? Really? No, I don't think so.

And furthermore, I'm scared to know what happens when you sit down. I'm guessing that skirt creates a tunnel to the road less traveled...and if you keep wearing that outfit it will stay less traveled.