Oh heeeeeeeeell no...

Good lord god. Joey Buttafuoco and Amy Fisher are splitting from their respective spouses and planning to reunite in reality series.

Who thought this was a good idea? Um, she shot his ex-wife IN THE FACE. THE FACE.

According to the New York Post, "The reunion is to be filmed by TV producer David Krieff as Buttafuoco and Fisher meet in a Central Park restaurant for a hopefully romantic candlelight dinner. Krieff hopes to make the reunion into a reality show, and says Joey is 'very happy' about the reunion. Says Buttafuoco, 'I still have feelings for her. I can't wait to have dinner with her. I can't wait to be with her. I can't wait to touch her.'

IN THE FACE, BUTTAFUOCO. SHE SHOT HER IN THE FACE. Can't you just join Match.com or your church's singles group? Or start hanging out in bars? Amy Fisher? Really?

IN THE FACE!