The Dream Dictionary Strikes Again...

Last night I had a dream that I had braces and was freaking out because...well, because I had BRACES and because I am NOT a 12 year old girl. (sorry to disappoint all you internet sex pervs) I decided to visit my favorite online dream dictionary to interpret my dream.

And I quote, "To dream that you have braces indicates that you should not be so quick to criticize. You should stop talking too much and listen to what others have to say. It may also indicate your brashness."

Damn you, dream dictionary. Damn you.