American Idol

Show of hands. Who here believes that Taylor Hicks, the new American Idol, is actually 29 years old?



Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Yeah, I didn't think so. I'm pretty sure I saw him playing dominos, gumming toast and taking full advantage of the senior special at Denny's. And no, it's not just the gray hair. It's the whole package. I am just not buying it.

In other Idol news...what in Liberace's name is happening with Clay Aiken's hair?



My homegirls at Go Fug Yourself agree. (click here to read!)