Sexy is in the eye of the beholder...

I can't even bothered to list things that are sexy.

Things that are NOT sexy:
1. This guy.


I hate matchy-match outfits. A tangerine shirt and matching tangerine baseball cap? With faded blue pants? Do you play in a wedding band? Is that the new Chick-Fil-A uniform? No? Then stop it. Stop it right now.