What is this world coming to?

I needed a good Friday laugh. And Egotastic & TMZ provided. Click here to see some behind the scenes footage of Paris Hilton's new - gag - music video. Looks like she should've used some stickier double sided tape for that bathing suit.

I don't think I need to write anything here. I'll let you fill in the blanks.

Paris Hilton is a _____________.

This song _________________.

I would rather __________________ than buy this album.

(My responses are ho-bag, sucks the big one, gouge my eyes out with a butter knife.)