The happiest day ever!

Ooooh I am so excited! Dancing with the Stars is coming back! I love that show - I know it's cheesy and complete garbage but I just can't get enough of it. The costumes, the phone smiles, the sassy gay judge. Love it all.

And look! Look at all the C-Listers they got for THIS season!

Jerry Springer. JERRY SPRINGER, PEOPLE! TRY not to watch it. I dare you!

Also, Vivica A. Fox, Harry Hamlin, Joey Lawrence, Mario Lopez, Sara Evans, Willa Ford, Monique Coleman, Shanna Moakler and Emmitt Smith.

These casting directors really earn their paychecks, huh? I mean, how many rocks did they have to move to get these guys! I don't even know who have of them are...but I sure am excited to learn!

You can expect much more DWTS commentary in the months to come.

I know, I know. You can thank me later.