Fit for a king...

Prince Harry, you cheeky little monkey. What HAVE you gotten yourself into, young man? And William! I'm shocked! Just sitting back idly sipping martinis as your brother behaves like a common hooligan?



May I remind you that you're both royalty. As in, future kings. Kings don't grab boobs as their friends snap pictures with camera phones. Kings have their bodyguards crush said camera phones with one hand.

ASIDE: Is it wrong that I sort of want to be that girl right now? (though I'd definitely hate to be her mother)