Paris has cojones...

I have so much more respect for Paris Hilton now that she's a "real" artist, you know? I mean, it takes a lot of hard work and dedication to make it in the music industry. Look at her! All singin' her heart out at a club somewhere.



She's so soulful. So passionate. So...



...repulsive.

Um, okay, here's the thing. I've never actually seen my nether regions from this angle so maybe that's what they all look like?



Okay, that CAN'T be. What is that? Her ass? Testicles? Hemorrhoids? Seriously. Someone explain this phenomenon to me.