Hair today, gone tomorrow...

So here's the thing. I am pretty good with kids but I don't pretend to know how to be the best parent. (not that I'm a parent...just saying that I wouldn't really know where to begin)

However, I would know enough not to traumatize my children by dressing and styling them to look like the opposite sex. I mean, I love a good drag show as good as any other girl, but I don't think it's appropriate to start your children down that path...let them make the decision to become a cross-dresser on their own, thank you very much.

And that's why I can't support Kate Hudson's decision to allow her 2 year old son, Ryder to wear his hair like this:



Of course, it's not surprising that she accepts this androgynous look given the fact that her soon to be ex-husband looks like this:



Uh huh. That's right. Soon to be EX. People magazine is reporting that the couple has split. I wonder if it has something to do with the hair?

I myself could never be married to someone who looked like that. In fact, I'd have a hard time TOUCHING someone that looked like that. I mean, if Chris Robinson was walking toward me on the street I'd switch to the other side and then run home to bathe with Lysol Wipes and Clorox Clean-Up.

And if, for some ungodly reason that would have to involve hallucinogens and a baseball bat, I did marry someone like that, I'd chop off his hair in the middle of the night. The beard might pose a bit of a challenge but I do love a challenge.