Val, Oh Val...

How hot was Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison in The Doors?



Hot, right? And as IceMan in Top Gun. Mmmm...mama like.



Then he did a slew of other slightly less memorable movies like Batman...whatever it was called. It definitely wasn't the worst Batman movie - that distinction goes to the one with George Clooney - and you know how difficult that is for me to admit. But Val did look great as Bruce Wayne/Batman.



Oh, and there was the movie in which he played a blind man. Still hot. Somewhat rugged and hot. Must be the shearling. Shearling is very manly, no? (no)



Then he started sporting this haircut and, though I was disappointed, I decided to let it go and just appreciate his quirkiness for what it is.



He made that one cowboy movie and since I'm anti-facial hair his stock dropped a little in my book.



And then there was Alexander and, I think we can all agree, that this was just not pretty.



But this perhaps is the worst look of all. And the worst thing about it is that it's not part of a movie. It's his actual body. It's real. (I hate reality)



It's like from the neck up and the neck down are two entirely different people. It's like a mullet - all business up top and nothing but a party in the back. The farmers tan. The hat. These are things from which I don't think I can recover. I think it's over between Val and me.