I think she gets the Scary Spice title...

Ya'll know how I feel about Victoria Beckham, right?

I'm frightened of her. She gives me nightmares. Nightmares just like when I was a kid and I went on the Carousel of Progress in Disney World and that animatronic man kept singing that "now is the time, now is the best time" and totally freaked me out and made me revert to bed wetting.

Like THAT KIND of scared.

Why? Because more often then not she looks like this:



She doesn't look human!

Which is why it made me giddy as a schoolgirl to see her looking like this:





Drop. Dead. Drunk.

Hooray! Victoria LIVES!