Sexy is in the eye of the beholder...

Things that are NOT sexy:
1. Wearing your control top granny-panties/girdle combo as a top.


This outfit is a bad choice for a variety of reasons. First and foremost, it's a bad choice because it was worn to a bar in White Plains called "The Thirsty Turtle." Now I ask you, does "The Thirsty Turtle" sound like the type of bar at which a white satin bustier is an appropriate outfit selection? Don't let me keep you guessing - no, it's not.